The butterscotch ones are my favorite.

jenniferslawrnce asked: Rachel Berry's magical animal sweater/schoolgirl/grandma style c:

This ended up rather…grey. But I included the animal sweater! ;D Thanks!

Stimulate Me, Chapter 2

Pairing: Kurtofsky
Rating: M, for MASTURBATION
Warnings: Mentions of gay sex, masturbation, swearing. 
Summary: Kurt didn’t even know why he’d created a Karofsky Sim in the first place. As for what came next…what the heck was a ‘WooHoo,’ anyway?

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Simulate Me

Dave was just about ready to kill Kurt.

He had him locked in the room, all the doors deleted. Then he’d filled the room with the cheapest wooden furniture he could buy (even though, thanks to motherlode, Kurt and his little Glee friends were rich as fuck) then sat and waited for the room to catch fire. He just couldn’t watch it anymore, and he knew that this was probably a little overkill, but he’d worked hard on this family and he couldn’t just delete the whole family because it was too painful to see Sim!Kurt.

But then, just as the first wooden desk burst into flames, he felt his stomach lurch horribly, And before he knew it, he was frantically pausing the game and dragging Kurt out of there as quickly as he could.

It was almost sad, really.

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Kids, a Steve/Tony drabble

Just a little drabble, for my darling Twinnie! Sorry it’s so short, or not at all what you wanted, but it’s the first thing I’ve written for the Avengers fandom ;D

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With a kid like Peter, Steve and Tony never figured they’d ever have to go watch a basketball game.

Hell, they never thought they’d have to witness any sort of High School sports. But here they were, sitting in the stands, watching their kid toss around a basketball with the kind of skill they had never seen before. They knew why, of course, it was all down to the whole spider thing. Figures their kid would end up with superpowers.

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