Here, have this one while I work on the others :D It has almost nothing to do with the song, other than the title, I’m sorry!!
Kurt rarely felt such animosity towards inanimate objects, but the hat was certainly an exception.
He wasn’t exactly sure why Dave wore it; before Dave was outed, Kurt had some theories that it was to do with hiding himself or something. Now, he thought he might wear it to try and look older, but he had his doubts. Perhaps it was a self esteem thing.
Whatever the reason, Kurt hated the thing. It was unflattering, and a clear abuse of denim, and Kurt would be damned if he was going to let Dave become a baseball hat addict like his dad.