Glee AU: Blaine meets Kurt’s twin brother for the first time.
Carson would totally pwn those two without even trying though
This makes me want so many things…
If Kurt had a gay twin brother then Kurt and Blaine could just stay together and Carson could just go date Dave (because they’d get along *great*.) :3
No, stop, it’s settling in as headcanon oh fuck it’s in.
Carson accidentally runs into Dave at the coffee shop.
“Kurt! …You look different, is that a.. hoodie you’re wearing?” Carson just laughs and drags Dave over to a table to explain the situation.
Background canon: Carson is living with their mother, who’s not dead. They’re just divorced. He’s here on an obligatory visit.
Carson asks Dave, “So how do you know my brother anyway? you don’t seem like his type of a crowd”, and Dave grows embarrassed and flustered, totally unsure what so say because it’s not like there’s a good version to his and Kurt’s history. ‘I used to bully him’ or ‘I confessed to him on Valentine’s Day’ just don’t seem like a good option. “J-Just from… school. That’s all. We’re not really friends.”
Carson eyes him suspiciously, raising his cup of one-sugar black coffee to his lips.
“Well excuse me for calling you on your bullshit. You looked like a kicked puppy when you first saw me walk in. So either you’re going to tell me what your deal is, or I will have to ask my brother. And I have a feeling he’s going to be super bitchy about it. Come on, now.”
Dave swallows, grasping his cup. He contemplates getting the hell out of the shop, but… He promised to himself he would stop running away.
“He.. I. We don’t really have a good… history. I used to be.. so awful to him last year. Tormenting him. I… I’m not, anymore. Never again. And it’s -“
“Ah! Oh I see.” Carson laughs and holds his cup to his lips. He smirks. “He told me about you on the phone. It was a very annoying period of time for me, you know. He kept on bitching and bitching. Thank god that hobbit came along or I would’ve held you responsible for months of that shit.”
Dave flushed, looking guilty. He looked at Carson and just for a second he grew confused again. Sure, Carson was indeed Kurt’s twin brother, but everything about him was different. His hair untouched, his clothes simple and cheap. His posture, even - So much more relaxed, laid back, yet somehow firmer. He wasn’t Kurt at all.
“You know,” Carson said, snapping Dav out of his day-dreaming.
“He talked to me, about you. Just recently, in February.” Carson held Dave’s gaze, waiting for him to catch up. Dave started panicking.
“Oh, don’t worry. Unlike the rest of the world, I don’t think Kurt needs everyone to protect him, he has enough of a bitch in him to fend for himself.”
Carson stopped for a moment, mouth slightly open and he took Dave in with an unexplainable expression on his face.
“And anyway, it’s really, actually… Kurt’s loss.” He licked his lips, and looked at Dave with that glint in his eyes. Suddenly, Dave had a feeling he would see Carson again.
BLESS YOU FOR THIS.